Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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