Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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