Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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