Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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