Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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