Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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