Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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