Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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