Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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