Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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