Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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