Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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