Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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