Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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