Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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