Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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