Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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