Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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