Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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