Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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