Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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