Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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