Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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