Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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