Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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