Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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