Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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