Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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