Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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