Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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