Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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