Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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