Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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