Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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