Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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