Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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