Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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