Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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