Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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