Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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