Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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