Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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