Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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