Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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