Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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