Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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