Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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