Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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