Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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