Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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