Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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