Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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