Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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