Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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