Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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