Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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