Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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