Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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