Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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