Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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