Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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