Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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