Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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