Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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