Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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