Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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