Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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