Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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