Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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