Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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