Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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