Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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