Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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