Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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