Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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