Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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