Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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