Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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