Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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