Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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