Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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