Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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