Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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