Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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