Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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