Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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