Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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