Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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