Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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