Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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