Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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