Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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