Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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