Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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