Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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