Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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