Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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