Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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