Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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