Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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