Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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