Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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