Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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