Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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