Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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