Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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