Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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