Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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