Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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