Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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