Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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