Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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