Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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