Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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