Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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