Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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