Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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