Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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