Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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