Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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