Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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