Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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