Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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