Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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