Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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