Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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