Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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