Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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