Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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