Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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