Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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