Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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