Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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