Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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