Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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