Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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