Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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