Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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