Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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