Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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