Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018