Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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