Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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