Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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