Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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