Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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