Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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