Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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