Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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