Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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