Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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