Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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