Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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