Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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