Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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