Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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