Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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