Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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