Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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