Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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