Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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