Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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