Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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