Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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