Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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