Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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