Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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