Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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