Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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