Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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