Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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