Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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