Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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