Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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