Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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