Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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