Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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