Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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