Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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