Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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