Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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