Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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