Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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