Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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