Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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