Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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