Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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