Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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