Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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