Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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