Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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