Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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