Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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