Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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