Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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