Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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