Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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