Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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