Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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