Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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