Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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