Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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