Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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