Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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