Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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