Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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