Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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