Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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