Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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