Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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