Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A seal walks into a club...
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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