Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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