To see the moosicals
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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Beef jerky
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Big holes all over Australia!
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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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