Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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