Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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