Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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