Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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