Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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