Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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