Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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