Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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