Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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