Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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