Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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