Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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