Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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