Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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