Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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