Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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