Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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