Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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