Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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