Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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