Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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