Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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