Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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