Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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