Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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