Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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