Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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