Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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