Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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