Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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