Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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