Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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