Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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