Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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