Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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