Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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