Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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