Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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