Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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