Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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