Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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