Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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