Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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