Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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