Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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