Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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