Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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