Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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