Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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