Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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