Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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