Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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