Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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