Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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