Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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