Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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