Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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