Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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