Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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