Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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