Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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