Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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