Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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