Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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