Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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