Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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