Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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