Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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