Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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