Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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