Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Everyone is happy when the case is closed


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He wanted his soil to be rich!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they dribble!


GOOD		CRAP

or