Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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