Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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