Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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