Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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