Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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