Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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