Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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