Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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