Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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