Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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