Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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