Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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