Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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