Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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