Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.

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