Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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