Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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