Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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