Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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