Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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