Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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