Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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