Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A vicious circle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One minds the train, one trains the mind.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but enough about Kanye West.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cell phones


GOOD		CRAP

or