Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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