Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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