Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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