Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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