Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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