Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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