Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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