Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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