Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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