Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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