Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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