Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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