Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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