Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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