Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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