Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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