Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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