Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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