Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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