Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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