Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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