Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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