Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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