Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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