Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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