Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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