Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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