Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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