Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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