Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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