Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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