Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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