Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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