Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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