Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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