Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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