Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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