Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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