Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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