Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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