Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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