Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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