Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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