Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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