Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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