Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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