Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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