Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Ant-elopes!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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You're the only bright spot in my life.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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It's Hans free.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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