Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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