Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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