Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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