Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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