Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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