Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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