Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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