Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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