Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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