Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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