Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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