Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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