Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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