Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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