Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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