Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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