Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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