Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snowflakes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lipstick.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Drinking.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sherlock Bones.


GOOD		CRAP

or