Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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