Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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