Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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