Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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