Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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