Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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