Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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