Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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