Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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