Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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