Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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