Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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