Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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