Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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It's Hans free.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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To practice.


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Fryday


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Booberry pie!


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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He presses the paws button.


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