Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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