Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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