Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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