Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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