Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or




What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
Canvas not available.

or


What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025