Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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They don't lie.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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It might be your bicycle.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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With tomato paste.


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