Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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