Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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