Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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