Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


GOOD		CRAP

or

The police had to comb the area.


GOOD		CRAP

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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

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To see the moosicals


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he saw the salad dressing!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Thoreau editing Thorough.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

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