Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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