Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026