Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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