Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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