Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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