Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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