Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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