Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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or

How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


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or

CoFe2


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Two babies screaming!


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or

You can unscrew a light bulb.


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or

Those who read binary and those who don't.


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or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


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or

He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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or

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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or

To see how long he slept.


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or