Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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