Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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