Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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