Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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Pupperoni.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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In a river bank


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Alley cats.


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So I went - and I got it.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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