Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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