Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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