Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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