Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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