Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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