Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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