Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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