Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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