Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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