Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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