Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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