Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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