Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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