Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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