Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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