Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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