Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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