Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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