Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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