Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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