Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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