Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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