Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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