Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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