Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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