Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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