Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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