Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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