Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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