Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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