Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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