Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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