Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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To get to the udder side.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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It�s Hans free.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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That's not funny!!!


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