Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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