Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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