Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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