Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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