Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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