Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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