Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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A funky chicken.


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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Railroad ties.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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