Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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