Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Canvas not available.

or


They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025