Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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