Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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