Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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