Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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