Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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