To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I got you covered.
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I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".
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