Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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