Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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