Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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