Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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