Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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