Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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