Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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