Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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A cr-oak tree.


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He was feeling a Lil Weezy


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To visit the milky way.


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You're Hired.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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He was tired of working for peanuts.


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