Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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