Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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