Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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