Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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