Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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