Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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