Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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