Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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