Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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