Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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