Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.


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The scales.


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What's a light bulb?


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Take their chairs away!


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Na


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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