Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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