Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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