Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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A trombone.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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At the baa-baa shop.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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He just couldn't put it down.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Leap Year


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