Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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