Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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