Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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