Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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