Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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