Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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