Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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