Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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