Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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