Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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