Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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