Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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