Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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