Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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