Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026