Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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You're Hired.


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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Carbon.


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A dead centipede.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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A slopepoke!


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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