Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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