Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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