Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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