Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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