Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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