Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
Canvas not available.

or


Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
Canvas not available.

or


Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024