Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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