Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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