Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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