Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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