Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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