Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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