Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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