Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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