Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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