Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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