Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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