Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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