Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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