Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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