Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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