Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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HeHe


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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Meet Patty.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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