Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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