Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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