Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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