Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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