Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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