Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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