Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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