Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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