Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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