Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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