Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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