Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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