Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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