Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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