Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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