Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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