Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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