Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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