Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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