Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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