Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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he got a little behind in his work.


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Catfish


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Because he's Haydn.


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To practice.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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