Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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