Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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