Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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With flood lighting.


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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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To get his quarterback.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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