Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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