Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

Canvas not available.

or


How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025