Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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