Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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