Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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In a hambulance.


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Bugs Bunny.


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In the alphabed.


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The Presidential Seal.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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