Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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