Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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