Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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It went back four seconds!


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Count Quackula!


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At the crystal ball.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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