Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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