Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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