Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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