Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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