Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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