Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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