Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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