Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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