Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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