Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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