Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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