Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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