Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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