Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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