Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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