Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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