Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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