Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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