Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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