Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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