Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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