Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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