Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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