Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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