Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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