Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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