Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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