Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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