Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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