Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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