Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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