Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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