Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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