Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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