Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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