Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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