Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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