Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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