Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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