Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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