Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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