Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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