Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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