Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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