Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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