Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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