Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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