Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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