Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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