Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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