Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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