Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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