Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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