Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025