Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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