Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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