Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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