Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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