Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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