Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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