Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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