Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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