Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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