Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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