Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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