Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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