Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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