Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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