Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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