Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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