Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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