Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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