Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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