Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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