Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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