Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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