Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T

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