Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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