Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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