Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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