Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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