Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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