Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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