Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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