Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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