Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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