Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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