Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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