Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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