Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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