Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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