Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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