Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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