Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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