Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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