Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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