Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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