Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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