Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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