Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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