Because it goes good with chips.
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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The scales.
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Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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and then it dawned on me.
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Silent night!
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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