Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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