Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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