Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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