Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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