Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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