Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan

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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.

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