Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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