Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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