Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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