Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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