Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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