Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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