Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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