Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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