Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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