Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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