Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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