Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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