Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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