Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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