Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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