Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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