Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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