Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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