Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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