Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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