Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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