Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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