Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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