Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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