Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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