Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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