Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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