Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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