Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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