Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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