Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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