Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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