Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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