Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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