Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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