Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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