Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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