Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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