Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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