Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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