Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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