Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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