Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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