Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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