Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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