Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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