Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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