Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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