Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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