Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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