Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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