Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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