Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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