Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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