Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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