Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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