Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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