Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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