Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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