Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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