Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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