Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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