Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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