Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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