Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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