Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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