Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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