Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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