Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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