Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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