Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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