Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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