Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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