Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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