Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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