Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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