Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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