Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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