Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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