Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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