Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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