Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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