Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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