Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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