Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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