Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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