Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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