Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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