Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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