Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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