Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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