Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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