Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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