Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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