Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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