Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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