Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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