Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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