Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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