Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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