Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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