Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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