Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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