Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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