Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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