Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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