Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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