Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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