Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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