Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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or

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a barking lot.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where is pop corn?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Spelling.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or