Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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