Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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