Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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