Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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