Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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