Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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