Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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