Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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