Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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