Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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