Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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