Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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