Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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