Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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