Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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