Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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