Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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