Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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