Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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