Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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