Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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