Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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