Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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