Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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