Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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