Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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