Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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