Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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