Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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