Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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