Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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