Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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