Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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