Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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