Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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