Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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