Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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