Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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