Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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