Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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