Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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