Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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