Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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