Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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