Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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