Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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