Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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