Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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