Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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