Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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