Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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