Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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