Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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