Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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