Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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