Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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