Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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