Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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