Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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