Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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