Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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