Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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