Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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