Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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