Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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