Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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