Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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