Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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