Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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