Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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