Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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