Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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