Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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