Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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