Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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