Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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