Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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