Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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