Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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