Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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