Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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