Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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