Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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