Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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