Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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