Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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