Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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