Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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