Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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