Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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