Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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