Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
Canvas not available.

or


How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026