Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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