Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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