Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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