Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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