Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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