Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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