Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Canvas not available.

or


How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026