Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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