Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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