Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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