Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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