Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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