Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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