Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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