Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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