Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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