Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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