Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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