Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


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Chili


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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Sir.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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HeHe


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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