Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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