Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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