Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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