Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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