Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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To get to the udder side.


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H2O.


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Deviled eggs.


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A blushing zebra.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Mooooooove over


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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