Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.


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Senator.


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An offer you can't understand


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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When it turns into a garage.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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A swordfish


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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