Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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