Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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