Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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