Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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