Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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