Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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