Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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