Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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