Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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