Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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