Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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