Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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