Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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