Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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