Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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