Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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