Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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