Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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A swordfish


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Lawsuits.


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They keep dropping their trunks.


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Stable tennis


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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or

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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