Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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