Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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