Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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