Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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