Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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