Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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