Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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