Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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