Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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