Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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