Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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