Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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