Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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