Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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