Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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