Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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