Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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