Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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