Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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