Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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