Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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