Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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