Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It was beat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A kitten.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He decomposes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cell phones


GOOD		CRAP

or