Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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