Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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