Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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