Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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or

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or

They were sitting on the deck!


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Rootbeer.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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With flood lighting.


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The police had to comb the area.


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got salmonella.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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All of them


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or