Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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