Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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