Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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