Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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