Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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