Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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