Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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