Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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