Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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