Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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