Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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