Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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