Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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