Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog


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A ferrous wheel.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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A gummy bear


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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Sherlock Bones.


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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Root beer.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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