Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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