Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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