Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It�s a little fishy.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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[Period]


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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A porcupine.


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A river.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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A nail.


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or