Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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