Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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