Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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