Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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