Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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