Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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