Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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