Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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