Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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