Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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