Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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