Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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