Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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