Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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