Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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