Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Because her mom would make her take it back.
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