Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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