Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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