Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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