Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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