Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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