Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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