Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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