Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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