Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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