Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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