Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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