Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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