Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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