Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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