Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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