Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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