Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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