Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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