Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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