Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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