Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026