Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!


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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!


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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish


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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!


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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!


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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.


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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.


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