Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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