Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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