Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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