Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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