Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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