Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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