Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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