Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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