Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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