Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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