Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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