Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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