Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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