Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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