Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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