Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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