Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or


How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
Canvas not available.

or


How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026