Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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