Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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