Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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