Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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