Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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