Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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