Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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