Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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