Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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