Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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