Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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