Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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