Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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