Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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