Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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