Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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