Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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