Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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