Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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