Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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