Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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