Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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