Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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