Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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