Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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