Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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