Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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