Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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