Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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