Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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