Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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