Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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