Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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