Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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