Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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