Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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