Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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