Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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