Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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