Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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