Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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