Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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