Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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