Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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