Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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