Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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