Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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