Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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