Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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