Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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