Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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