Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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