Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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