Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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