Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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