Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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