Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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