Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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