Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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