Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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