Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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