Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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