Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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