Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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