Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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