Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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