Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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