Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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