Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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