Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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