Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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