Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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