Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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