Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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