Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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