Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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