Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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