Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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