Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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