Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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