Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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