Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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