Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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