Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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