Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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