Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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