Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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