Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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