Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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