Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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