Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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