Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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