Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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