Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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