Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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