Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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