Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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