Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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