Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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