Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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