Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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