Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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