Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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