Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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