Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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