Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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