Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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