Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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