Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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