Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.

Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024