Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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