Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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