Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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