Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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