Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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