Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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