Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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