Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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