Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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