Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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