Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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