Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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