Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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