Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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