Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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