Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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