Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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