Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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