Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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