Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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