Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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