Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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