Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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