Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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