Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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