Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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