Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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