Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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