Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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