Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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