Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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