Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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