Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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