Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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