Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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