Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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