Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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