Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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