Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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