Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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