Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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