Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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