Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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