Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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