Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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