Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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