Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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