Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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