Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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