Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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