Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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