Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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