Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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