Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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