Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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