Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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