Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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