Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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