Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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