Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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