Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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