Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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