Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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