Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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