Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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