Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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