Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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