Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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