Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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