Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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