Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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