Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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