Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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