Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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