Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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