Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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