Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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