Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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