Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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