Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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