Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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