Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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