Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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