Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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