Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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