Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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