Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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