Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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