Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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