Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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