Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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