Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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