Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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