Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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