Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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