Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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