Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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