Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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