Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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