Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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