Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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