Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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