Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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