Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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