Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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