Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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