Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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