Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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