Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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