Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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