Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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