Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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