Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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