Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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