Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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