Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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