Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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