Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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