Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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