Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
Canvas not available.

or


What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025