Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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