Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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