Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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