Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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