Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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