Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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