Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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