Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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