Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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