Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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