Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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