Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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