Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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