Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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