Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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