Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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