Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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