Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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