Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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