Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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