Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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