Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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