Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A seal walks into a club...
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