Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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