Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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