Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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