Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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