Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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