Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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