Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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