Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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