Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

The scales.


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or

Meat and Democrats!


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or

With flood lighting.


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or

None, sound engineers don't do lights


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or

A froghorn.


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or

To get to the shell station.


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or

A scale.


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or