Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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