Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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