Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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