Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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