Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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