Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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