Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026