Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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