Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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