Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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