Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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