Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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