Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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