Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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