Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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