Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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