Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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