Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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