Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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