Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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