Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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