Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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