Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
Canvas not available.

or


Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026