Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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