Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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