Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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