Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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