Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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