Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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