Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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