Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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