Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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