Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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