Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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