Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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