Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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