Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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