Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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