Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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