Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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