Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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