Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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