Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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