Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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