Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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