Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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or

How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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or

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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or

They both have trunks


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or

It had too many problems.


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or

The letter H.


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or

A river.


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or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

or