Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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