Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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