Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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