Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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