Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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A seal walks into a club...
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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