Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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