Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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