Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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