Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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