Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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