Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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