Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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