Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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