Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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