Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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