Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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