Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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