Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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