Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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