Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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