Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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