Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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