Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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