Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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