Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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