Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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