Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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