Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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