Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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