Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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