Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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