Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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