Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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