Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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