Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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