Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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