Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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