Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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