Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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