Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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