Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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