Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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