Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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