Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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