Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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