Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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