Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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