Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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