Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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