Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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