Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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