Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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