Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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