Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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