Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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