Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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