Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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