Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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