Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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