Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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