Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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