Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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