Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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