Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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