Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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