Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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