Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
Canvas not available.

or


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025