Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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