Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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