Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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