Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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