Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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