Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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