Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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