Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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