Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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