Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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