Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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