Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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