Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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