Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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