Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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