Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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