Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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