Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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