Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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