Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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