Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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