Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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