Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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