Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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