Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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