Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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