Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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