Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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