Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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