Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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