Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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