Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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