Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026