Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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