Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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