Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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