Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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