Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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