Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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