Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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