Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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