Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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