Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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