Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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