Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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