Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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