Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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