Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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