Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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