Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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