Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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