Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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