Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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