Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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