Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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