Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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