Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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