Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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