Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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