Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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