Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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