Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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