Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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