Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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