Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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