Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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