Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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