Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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