Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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