Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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