Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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