Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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