Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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