Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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