Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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