Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026