Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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