Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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