Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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