Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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