Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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