Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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