Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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