Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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