Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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