Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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