Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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