Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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