Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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