Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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