Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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