Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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