Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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