Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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