Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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