Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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