Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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