Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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