Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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