Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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