Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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