Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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