Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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