Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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