Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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