Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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