Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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