Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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