Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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