Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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