Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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