Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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