Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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