Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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