Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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