Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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