Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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