Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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