Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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