Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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