Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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