Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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