Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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