Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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