Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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