Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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