Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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