Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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