Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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