Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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