Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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