Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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