Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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