Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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