Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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