Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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