Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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