Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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