Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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