Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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