Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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