Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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