Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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