Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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