Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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