Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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