Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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