Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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