Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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