Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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