Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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