Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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