Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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