Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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