Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018