Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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