Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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