Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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