Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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