Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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