Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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