Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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