Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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