Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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