Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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