Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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