Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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