Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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