Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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