Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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