Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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