Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025