Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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