Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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