Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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