Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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