Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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