Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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