Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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