Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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