Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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