Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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