Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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