Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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