Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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