Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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