Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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