Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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