Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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