Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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