Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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