Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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