Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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