Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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