Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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