Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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