Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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