Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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