Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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