Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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