Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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