Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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