Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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