Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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