Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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