Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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