Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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