Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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