Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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