Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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