Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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