Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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