Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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