Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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