Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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