Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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