Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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