Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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