Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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