Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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