Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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