Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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