Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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