Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.

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