Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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