Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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