Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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