Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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