Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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