Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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