Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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