Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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