Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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