Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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