Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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