Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess

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