Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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