Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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