Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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