Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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