Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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