Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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