Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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