Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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