Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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