Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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