Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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