Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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