Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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