Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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