Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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