Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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