Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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