Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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