Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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