Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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