Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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