Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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