Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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