Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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