Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018