Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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