Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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