Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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