Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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