Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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