Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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