Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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