Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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