Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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