Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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