Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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