Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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