Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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