Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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