Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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