Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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