Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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