Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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