Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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