Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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