Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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