Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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