Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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