Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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