Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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