Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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