Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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