Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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