Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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