Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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