Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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