Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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