Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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