Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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