Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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