Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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