Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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