Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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