Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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