Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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