Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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