Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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