Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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