Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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