Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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