Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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