Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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