Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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