Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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