Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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