Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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