Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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