Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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