Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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