Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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