Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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