Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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