Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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