Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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