Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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