Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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