Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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