Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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