Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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