Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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