Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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