Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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