Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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