Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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