Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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