Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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