Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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