Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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