Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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