Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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