Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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