Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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