Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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