Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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