Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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