Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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