Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026