Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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