Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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