Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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