Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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