Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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