Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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