Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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