Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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