Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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