Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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