Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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