Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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