Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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