Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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