Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.


GOOD		CRAP

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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


GOOD		CRAP

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What a turtle disaster


GOOD		CRAP

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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


GOOD		CRAP

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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


GOOD		CRAP

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I am feeling pale today.


GOOD		CRAP

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Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sir.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get brighter!


GOOD		CRAP

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