Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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