Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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