Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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