Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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