Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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