Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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