Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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