Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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