Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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