Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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