Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he never pays his debts.


GOOD		CRAP

or

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


GOOD		CRAP

or

A piano.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The leaning tower of Pizza.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Every year!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Maine


GOOD		CRAP

or