Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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