Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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