Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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