Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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