Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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