Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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