Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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