Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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