Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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