Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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