Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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