Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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