Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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