Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.


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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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Take your foot off his head.


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but I couldn't find any.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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A piano.


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A watch dog.


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