Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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