Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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