Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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