Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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