Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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