Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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