Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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