Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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