Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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