Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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