Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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