Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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