Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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