Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018