Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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