Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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