Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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