Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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