Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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