Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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