Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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