Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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