Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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