Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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