Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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