Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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