Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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