Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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