Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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