Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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