Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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