Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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