Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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