Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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