Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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