Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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