Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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