Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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