Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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