Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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