Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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