Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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