Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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