Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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