Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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