Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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