Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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