Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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