Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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