Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025