Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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