Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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