Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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