Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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