Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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