Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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