Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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