Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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