Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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