Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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