Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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