Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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