Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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