Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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