Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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