Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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