Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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