Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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