Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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