Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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