Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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