Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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