Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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