Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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