Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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