Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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