Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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