Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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