Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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