Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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