Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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