Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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