Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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