Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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