Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I decided to give it a shot!
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Hiss-story
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In the neigh-borhood.
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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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They both whine alot!
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Three, but they're really only one.
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It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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