Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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