Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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