Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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