Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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