Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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