Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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