Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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