Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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