Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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