Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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