Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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