Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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