Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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