Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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