Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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