Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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