Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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