Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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