Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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