Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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