Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stuck


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sandwich!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Accountants know they're boring.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A watch dog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three, but they're really only one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or