Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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