Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026