Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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