Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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