Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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