Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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