Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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