Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.


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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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or

A car only has one horn.


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or

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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or

When the big hand touches the little hand


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or

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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or

BaNa2


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or