Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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