Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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