Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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