Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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