Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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