Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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