Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026