Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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