Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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