Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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