Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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