Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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