Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.


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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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The police had to comb the area.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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custardy battle.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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No I deer


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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A screwdriver.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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