Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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