Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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