Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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