Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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