Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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