Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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