Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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