Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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