Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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