Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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