Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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