Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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