Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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