Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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