Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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