Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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