Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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