Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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