Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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