Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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