Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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