Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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