Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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