Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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