Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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