Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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