Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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