Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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