Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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