Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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