Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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