Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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