Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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