Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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