Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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