Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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