Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.


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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Five after one.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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A baboom


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She ran away from the ball.


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Take their chairs away!


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A marsbar!


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