Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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