Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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