Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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