Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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