Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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