Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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