Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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