Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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