Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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