Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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