Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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