Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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