Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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