Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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