Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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