Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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