Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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