Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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