Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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