Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!

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