Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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