Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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