Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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