Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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