Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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