Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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