Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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