Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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