Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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