Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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