Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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