Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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