Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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