Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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