Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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