Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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