Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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