Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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