Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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