Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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