Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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