Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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