Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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