Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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