Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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