Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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