Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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