Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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