Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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