Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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