Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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