Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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