Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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