Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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