Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili

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