Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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