Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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