Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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