Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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