Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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