Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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