Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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