Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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