Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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