Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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