Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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