Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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