Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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