Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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