Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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