Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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