Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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