Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026