Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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