Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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