Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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