Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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