Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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