Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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