Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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