Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026