Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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