Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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