Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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