Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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