Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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