Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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