Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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