Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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