Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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