Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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