Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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