Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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