Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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