Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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