Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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