Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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