Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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