Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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