Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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