Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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