Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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