Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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