Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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