Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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