Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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