Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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