Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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