Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026