Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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