Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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