Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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