Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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