Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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