Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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