Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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