Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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