Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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