Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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