Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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