Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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