Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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