Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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