Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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