Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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