Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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