Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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