Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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