Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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