Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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