Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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