Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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