Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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