Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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