Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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