Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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