Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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