Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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