Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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