Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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