Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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