Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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