Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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