Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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