Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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