Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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