Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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