Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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