Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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