Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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