Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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