Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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