Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025