Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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