Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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