Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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