Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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