Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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