Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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