Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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