Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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