Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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