Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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