Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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