Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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