Because all his other wives support Hillary.
or
It was beat.
or
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
or
The players dribble a lot.
or
If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
or
Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
or