Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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