Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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