Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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