Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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