Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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