Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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