Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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