Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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It went back four seconds!
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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Elvis Parsley.
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