Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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