Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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