Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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