Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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