Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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