Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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