Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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