Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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