Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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