Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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