Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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