Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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