Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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