Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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