Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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