Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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