Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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