Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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