Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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