Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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