Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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