Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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