Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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