Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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