Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.


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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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Fingernails.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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Beef jerky


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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it had blown away.


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