Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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