Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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