Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.


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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.


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Dead.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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I'm still working on it.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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