Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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