Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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