Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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