Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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