Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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