Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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