Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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