Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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