Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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