Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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