Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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