Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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