Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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