Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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