Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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