Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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