Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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