Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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Polar Bond.


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In a barking lot.


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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Punch.


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What's a light bulb?


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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