Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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