Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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