Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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