Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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