Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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