Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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