Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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