Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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