Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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