Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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