Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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