Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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