Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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