Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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