Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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