Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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