Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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