Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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