Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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