Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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