Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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