Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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