Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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