Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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