Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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