Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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