Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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