Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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