Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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