Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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