Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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