Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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