Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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