Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.


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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.


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Lawsuits.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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A lawn moo-er.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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A swordfish


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To get brighter!


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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