Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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