Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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