Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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