Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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