Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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