Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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