Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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