Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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