Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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