Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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