Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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