Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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