Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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