Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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