Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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