Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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