Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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