Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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