Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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