Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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