Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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