Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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