Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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