Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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