Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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