Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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