Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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