Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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