Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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