Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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