Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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