Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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