Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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