Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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