Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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