Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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