Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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