Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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