Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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