Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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