Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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