Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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