Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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