Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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