Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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