Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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