Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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