Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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