Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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