Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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