Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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