Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.

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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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