Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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