Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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