Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025