Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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