Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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