Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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