Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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