Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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