Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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