Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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