Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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