Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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