Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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