Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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