Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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