Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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