Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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