Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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