Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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