Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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