Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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