Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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