Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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