Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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