Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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