Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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