Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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