Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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