Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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