Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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