Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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