Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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