Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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