Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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