Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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