Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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