Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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