Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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