Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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