Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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