Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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