Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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