Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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