Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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