Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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