Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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