Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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