Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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