Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026