Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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