Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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