Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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