Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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