Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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