Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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