Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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