Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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