Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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