Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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