Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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