Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She couldn't control her pupils.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop bugging me!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hot, because you can catch cold.


GOOD		CRAP

or