Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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