Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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