Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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