Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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