Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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