Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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