Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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