Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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