Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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