Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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