Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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