Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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