Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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