Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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