Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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