Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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