Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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