Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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