Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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