Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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