Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.


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She ran away from the ball.


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White vans.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Ihop


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Squash


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It'll come back to me.


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