Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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