Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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