Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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