Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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