Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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