Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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