Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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