Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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