Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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