Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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