Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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