Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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