Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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