Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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