Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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