Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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