Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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