Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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