Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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