Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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