Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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