Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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