Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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