Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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