Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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