Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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