Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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