Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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