Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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