Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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