Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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