Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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