Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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