Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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