Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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