Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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