Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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