Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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