Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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