Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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