Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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