Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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