Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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