Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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