Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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