Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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