Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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