Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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