Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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