Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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