Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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