Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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