Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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