Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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