Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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