Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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