Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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