Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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