Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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