Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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