Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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