Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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