Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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