Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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