Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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