Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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