Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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