Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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