Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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