Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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