Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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