Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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