Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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