Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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