Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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