Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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