Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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