Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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