Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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