Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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