Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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