Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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