Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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