Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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