Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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