Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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