Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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