Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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