Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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