Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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