Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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