Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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