Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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