Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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