Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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