Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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