Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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