Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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