Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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