Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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