Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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