Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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