Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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