Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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