Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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Mice krispies


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A good start!


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Maine


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Fish and ships.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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