Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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