Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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