Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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