Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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