Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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