Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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