Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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