Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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