Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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