Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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