Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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