Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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With tomato paste.


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It was beat.


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A marsbar!


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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They both come in tots.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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