Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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