Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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