Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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