Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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