Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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