Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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