Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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