Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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