Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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They can make little things count.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Half a worm.


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Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


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God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


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Barium


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Owlgebra


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