Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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