Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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