Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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