Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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Boo-Jeans.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Greece!


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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The pronunciation.


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Because there are too many ears.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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