Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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