Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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