Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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