Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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