Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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