Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
Canvas not available.

or


Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025