Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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