Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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